Who Is This Person Called Granny

Hi there little child welcome to this life. Its time for me to warn you about your Grandpas wife! Most kids have two Granny's, other kids have none. I can't speak for both of yours but I sure can speak of one! Since you haven't been here all that long I'd better clue you in on certain things that you should know so why don't I begin. Granny is a special breed she thinks she knows it all! But if you play your cards just right she'll be at your beck and call! She is such a pussy-cat you really have been blessed she's probably not the greatest one but she ranks among the best. As you travel down the road of life, this you'll learn through time she's always going to love you and that's the bottom line! If you respect her as you should - the rewards will be untold you'll find the love you give to her is returned one hundred fold! If you're wondering how I know her - why I love her like no other the answer's very simple - the lady is my Mother!