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White Elephants

I’m sure ratepayers everywhere
Are aware of the many dangers
Of the cronyism to be found
At their local Council chambers

They build useless monuments
That will never make a buck
For vanity projects of all kinds
To feed egos run amok

All paid for by the taxpayer
Whilst roads and water are forgot
Common sense does not apply
To spend the rates financial pot

Management consultants say
‘Busloads of tourists will come to see’
But they’ve just made the numbers up
And charged outrageous fees

Ratepayers object but are ignored
We are unsophisticated swine
The council knows much better
How to spend your rates and mine

Behind the scenes you can be sure
Handshake deals are being made 
Strings are being pulled
And backhanders being paid

Touted as the next big thing
But a hopeless waste of dough 
When it fails the ratepayers cry
…………… ‘I bloody told you so!’

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023




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Date: 3/23/2023 8:21:00 PM
economical and political, i know these elephants, thanks yann
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Julie Draper
Date: 3/23/2023 9:28:00 PM
These elephants are everywhere! Thanks Yann :)
Date: 3/23/2023 8:17:00 PM
I bloody love it:) You nailed this one, Julie.
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Julie Draper
Date: 3/23/2023 9:30:00 PM
Hahahaha, thanks Daniel. I was all fired up over a dumb Council decision today. I'm sure we can all relate! Thanks for bloody loving it lol :)

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