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While Eating Spinach

Set a new record for writing limericks Wrote this clever one in less than a minute Took quite a risk Of dislocating a disc And to top it all off, I was eating spinach

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Date: 3/14/2021 2:41:00 PM
Oh my, can you work well under pressure or what? I think this is the funniest of the three limericks I read today. Nice work, Jack! Best wishes, Carolyn
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/15/2021 4:36:00 AM
LOL Thanks Carolyn! Silly old man eh! Season's greetings??? (spring) Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 3/14/2021 1:15:00 PM
Ah, spinach is your secret~
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/14/2021 2:21:00 PM
You KNOW it my love... kissie kissie XOX
Date: 3/14/2021 8:25:00 AM
This is my very favorite of this morning's three, Jack. You really do have a talent for the bizarre! I love your limericks. Why don't you collect them in a book? I believe it would sell like hotcakes!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/14/2021 9:47:00 AM
Much appreciated my friend! I'm 85, been this before... too much effort!!! LOL Thanks again my friend for the good words and your support! Cheers! Happy Jack!!!!
Date: 3/14/2021 6:44:00 AM
One for the guinness book of records lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/14/2021 6:56:00 AM
You better believe it! The announcement will be in the news!

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