While Eating Spinach

Set a new record for writing limericks Wrote this clever one in less than a minute Took quite a risk Of dislocating a disc And to top it all off, I was eating spinach
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Devonshire Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 2:41 PM
Oh my, can you work well under pressure or what? I think this is the funniest of the three limericks I read today. Nice work, Jack! Best wishes, Carolyn
Ellison Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 4:36 AM
LOL Thanks Carolyn! Silly old man eh! Season's greetings??? (spring) Love, Happy Jack XOX
Pigeon Tart Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 1:15 PM
Ah, spinach is your secret~
Ellison Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 2:21 PM
You KNOW it my love... kissie kissie XOX
Hankins Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 8:25 AM
This is my very favorite of this morning's three, Jack. You really do have a talent for the bizarre! I love your limericks. Why don't you collect them in a book? I believe it would sell like hotcakes!
Ellison Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 9:47 AM
Much appreciated my friend! I'm 85, been this before... too much effort!!! LOL Thanks again my friend for the good words and your support! Cheers! Happy Jack!!!!
Cunningham Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 6:44 AM
One for the guinness book of records lol
Ellison Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 6:56 AM
You better believe it! The announcement will be in the news!
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