Which Is the Witch?

How to recognize a witch With her black hat and Broom? Just by lookin' at her you'd hitch. But which is a witch? There are a few ways to know a witch (Which I'll be tellin' you soon.) That Witch O' she'll make you twitch, But which is a witch? The Witch could be your neighbor or your own teacher a witch wears gloves to hide her beastly claws. Don't go by her looks,it can always be a flaw!! A witch is always bald and hides it with a wig. she'd look to you like a pretty ol' doll But she's one evil pig!! you'd probably see her head twitch But which is a witch? A witch is always a female (I don't mean to insult women) But witches can never be a male. It's the category they don't fit in. Witches have no toes just square feet for flight try they to fit em' in slim pretty shoes. You'd probably see her limp a slight. Though these tips don't always work they were told to me by my granddad. But if you see ladies with these above things You'd better run like mad!!!