Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Where's the Eleven

If you have to dial 911 in an emergency
And can't find eleven, kids'll tell ya immediately 
Say push the one twice
TWO TIMES to be precise
Till you fart then excuse yourself fervently<>

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Lim'Rik Flats October 16, 2017 at 8:20 PM Let me get this straight//so I do not deviate//I Fart times two//and you do too//Then dial 911 and evacuate? GOOD EVENING JACKSONIA!!! Jack Ellison October 17, 2017 at 5:55 AM GOOD EVEMORN JOHN JOHN!!! Hope you enjoyed the last two days!!! HA you got it mate!!! CHEERS!!!

Darlene De Beaulieu October 16, 2017 at 2:59 PM Now a days the kids are smarter than us. They know more about the computers then we do. Have a nice day my friend. Hugs xxx Darlene De Beaulieu October 17, 2017 at 8:09 AM Hugs..xxx Jack Ellison October 16, 2017 at 3:02 PM Thanks for dropping by my darling Darlene!!! xxx