Where's the Eleven

If you ever have to dial 911 in an emergency And can't find eleven, kids'll tell ya immediately Push the one twice Two times to be precise Till you fart then excuse yourself fervently
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Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 15, 2020 at 10:14 AM
giggles galore this one stinks ;),
Ellison Avatar
November 15, 2020 at 5:27 PM
Sorry my love... kinda rude eh! I will repent Love my love XOX
Cunningham Avatar
November 15, 2020 at 7:40 AM
Just shout fire and run lol, Phone ltr
Ellison Avatar
November 15, 2020 at 8:57 AM
Running is important!!!!! LOL How's your day going so far?
Horn Avatar
November 15, 2020 at 7:37 AM
Wow. You passed me. Wonder why she has her criticism part turned of. Poems by Caren Krutsinger My spell check has Ratzinger. Interesting.
Ellison Avatar
November 15, 2020 at 8:58 AM
Is Caren a challenge to us?
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