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Where's the Eleven

If you ever have to dial 911 in an emergency And can't find eleven, kids'll tell ya immediately Push the one twice Two times to be precise Till you fart then excuse yourself fervently

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Date: 11/15/2020 10:14:00 AM
giggles galore this one stinks ;),
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/15/2020 5:27:00 PM
Sorry my love... kinda rude eh! I will repent Love my love XOX
Date: 11/15/2020 7:40:00 AM
Just shout fire and run lol, Phone ltr
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/15/2020 8:57:00 AM
Running is important!!!!! LOL How's your day going so far?
Date: 11/15/2020 7:37:00 AM
Wow. You passed me. Wonder why she has her criticism part turned of. Poems by Caren Krutsinger My spell check has Ratzinger. Interesting.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/15/2020 8:58:00 AM
Is Caren a challenge to us?

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