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Where Did I Go Wrong

Where did I go wrong, I was an innocent dude
Then limericks took over and became a bit crude
Must apologize my friends
Oops! Wet my Depends
Can't get rid of these bawdies to which I allude


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 7/19/2015 4:47:00 PM

Don't apologize! You always make my day with your silly writes! The deep and serious ones are priceless as well! You are poet of versatility, integrity, and hilarity, all in one. The whole enchilada! Love ya! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/19/2015 6:25:00 PM

"versatility, integrity, and hilarity, all in one" AWWW MY DEAR LAURA! Don't think I deserve such praise but you are oh so sweet to say it! I love you truly! Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 7/9/2015 10:04:00 AM

No matter what you write... We... at this house... all all lined up to read them. We want a story poem from you for our new Story Poem Contest. This isn't cheating since everyone will get great placements and lots of attention. It's my 2nd Annual Story Poem Contest... Yep... It's as much for the readers as to show case the writers... You go Jack! PS. Have you ever thought to write a Story Poem about Santa Jack? Dragon would swoon over it! Really!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/9/2015 11:16:00 AM

You make me feel soooo special! You know I'm not a "contest" dude! But for you I might consider it! Love, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman
Date: 7/9/2015 10:05:00 AM

I Dare you to enter... I Double Dare you... I Double Dog Dare you... Is it working? LOL

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 7/9/2015 8:43:00 AM

: ) I so loove your limericks and the way each one of them kicks.

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/9/2015 8:48:00 AM

LOL!!!!! Whoa... your choice of words is really up to date dearest Charmaine! You rock!!! Tons of love coming at you from across the seas! xxx

Anna Hopper

Date: 7/9/2015 8:19:00 AM

Oh, it is called the summer of change

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/9/2015 8:26:00 AM

Gotcha!

Anna Hopper

Date: 7/9/2015 8:17:00 AM

I also depend on you to make me laugh! Don't wet the bed though! Do you ever write continuing limericks? I attempted one. Check it out, if you can. Is there a rule against it? Lol, I figured I would ask the king of limericks.

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/9/2015 8:26:00 AM

You DEPENDS on me??? Don't usually write continuing limericks but maybe I'll give it a shot! Check it out... I checked out! Love, Jack xxx