When You Visit My Page
It behooves me to tell you this but when you visit my page
You open yourself up to some very creepy events
For instance, you will be carrying on like it was a normal day
When suddenly you'll burst out into incontrollable laughter
Just hope and pray there's no one around
Especially when you're attending the funeral of a friend
Also if your applying for a new job
And the interviewer asks you if you've ever had a brush with the law
It's not a good idea to look around shiftily
Quickly put your hand where you might be packing some heat
And tell the interviewer you were once a member of the FBI
So this is just an advanced warning
Be prepared and don't schedule any serious business meetings
It could mean your job... don't say I didn't warn you!
© Jack Ellison 2014
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