When Twinkie the Kid Battled Captain Cupcake (

When this happened it caught the world off guard An epic scene, a memory that you could not discard Who would have guessed these two titans of obesity and tooth decay Would break so many kid's hearts in such an upsetting way The loving memories before this you could not forsake The day Twinkie the Kid battled Captain Cupcake Toucan Sam would choose sides and give the Kid some twine Cap'n Crunch would throw his fellow Captain a life line Fruity Pebbles took one side and Trix Rabbit took the other Aunt Jemima split sides with Uncle Ben her twin brother Count Chocula severed ties with his long time friend Tony the Tiger of Frosted Flakes Nobody realized how much trouble was started when Twinkie the Kid battled Captain Cupcake Now both state their case in front of the FDA This is to determine who goes and who stays The Twinkie Kid tells about his spongy outside Captain Cupcake fires back with his pure chocolate pride Captain Cupcake mumbles I bet you would get seasick Twinkie the Kid hears and replies I know a rotund fella like you couldn't control a lasso or perform horse riding tricks In the end, they both reconcile and admit trying to outdo one another was a big mistake Generations down the road, history will repeat itself with a legendary battle of belly busters between Twinkie the Kid and Captain Cupcake