When the Dead Start Visiting

"Elvis came calling last night" I heard senile say I stopped and did a double take wondering if I had heard right. She smiled and said "He was with my mom in a pink cadillac" I said, "But that can't be true! Elvis and your mom have been dead for years now!" "I Know what I saw! It was Elvis; he even sang my favorite song for me!" Not knowing what to say....I tried to change the subject "The leaves are starting to turn and the yellows and reds are bright this year" "Don't care about those leaves, they make such a mess in the yard! Has Elvis ever been to your house?" said senile. "Why no of course not....he died when I was just a little girl. Did JFK come along for the ride also??" Senile says, "No silly he has much more important work in the white house!!"