Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

When Mary Jo Yells Timber

Mary Jo's from the country, a real backwoods lass
Chops wood like a lumberjack they're not in her class 
When Tot yells timber
You'd better be limber
Better run, don't stand there like a silly old ass

© Jack Ellison 2015

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Paul Callus March 11, 2015 at 11:40 AM Love your Limerick tribute to Mary Jo!!! She's one of a kind...a country girl like country boy me. She can be kind, romantic and passionate. // By the way, Jack...Callus is pronounced 'oose' as in Mary Jo Hoose!:)) ...but not as in 'goose'!!:)) Jack Ellison March 11, 2015 at 2:16 PM And here we were worrying about rhyming with Call'us' as in phallus! LOL Isn't Mary Jo a hoot!!! Cheers, Jack

Carol Eastman March 11, 2015 at 10:09 AM WOW! Santa Jack is turning into the Limerick King... Plus he knows everyone and every thing... I'd better beware... I have no time to spare... I've got to hurry and read all that he brings. Carol Eastman March 11, 2015 at 12:45 PM Darn! There goes our fun! Carol Eastman March 11, 2015 at 12:44 PM Darn! There goes our fun! Jack Ellison March 11, 2015 at 10:18 AM Mary Jo is a real sweetheart through and through! Don't think I'll EVER post 10 in one day again! Yikes! xxx

Roy Jerden March 10, 2015 at 6:15 PM Mary Jo was from Kalamazoo/ Where men are men and the girls are too/ Don't give any sass/ To that little lass/ Or she'll tear you an butthole brand new Jack Ellison March 10, 2015 at 6:26 PM Love it Roy!!! You is an official master limerick type person extraordinaire! LOL Congratulations!

Jan Allison March 10, 2015 at 4:31 PM lol I bet Mary Jo could cut the logs with her lovely smile:-) Hugs Jan xx Jack Ellison March 10, 2015 at 4:37 PM She's a very loving passionate lady... I love her! Hugs, Jacko xxx