When Lost Dont Be Found/Night of the Living Marathon Runner

She's screams running blindly into the night.
How much fun are first dates.
Slow down my sweet this love you cannot fight.

She's screams into this night like some demonic hound.
One word advice my dear.
When your lost dont be found.

She ran down to the lake but some jerk in a hockey 
mask  tried to snag  her leg.
Please dont take shellter in that farm house.
The guy with the chainsaw isnt a late night lumberjack 
my sweet please dont make me beg.

Ive herd the zombies are restless  so avoid the grave yard.
Do you run marathons my dear?
I swear can we take a break why must you make things so
hard?

She finally stopped and struck a karate pose.
Twisted arond in the air and threw a thrust kick.
To a area only Dr Igors hand knows.

She took my arm and poped it outta socket.
I screamed like a little girl.
Really I was just playing take my car keys  my wallet
and if ya hear something in the trunk dont 
unlock it.

Fiends came to my rescue and what I say is no lie.
She  made quick work of them all.
Got pair of plyers and made my werewolf more than cry.

To heck with you guys im taking this puppy to the
pound.
And sometimes when lost it's best not to
be found.

And in this lesson we learn its sucks to be hunted 
but for me its was worse to be the hunter.
Thank God I survived.
The night of the living marathon runner
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Sings Avatar
February 18, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Okay then. Odd...in a good way though. Very funny.
Chircop Avatar
February 14, 2010 at 2:50 PM
Scary and Humoros..Could it be?Yes.. a great poem,Doctor:) Charma
Sweetheart Avatar
February 14, 2010 at 7:45 AM
Well Vampires are a "HOT" commodity right now what with "The Vampire Diaries" on TV and I have always liked stories about them from years ago.. u dear Dr. Igor have captured the essence of both terror but with humor at the end .. u certainly have a flair for the "dramatic".. its very powerful and magnetic... thankxxx for guiding me to it with your intriguing delivery.. HVD.. its done in red after all.. luv.. "Sweetheart" of Poetry Soup...
Dietrich Avatar
February 14, 2010 at 1:01 AM
Funny one, Dr. Igor. Do you only write about vampires and other mystical creatures? Verrrry interesting!
Palli Avatar
February 14, 2010 at 12:57 AM
horrible scene
Devonshire Avatar
February 13, 2010 at 3:21 PM
Shades of many horror films seem to follow this marathon runner - probably named Jamie Lee Curtis. Think she started this genre with the Halloween series of flics and Jamie ran like the wind from Jason. Enjoyed it immensely, Dr. von Graves, especially the way fiends and not friends came to your rescue. Love you, dear! Carolyn
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