When Colors Collide

I dated Mary Browne from out of town She was a lovely lass. She'd auburn hair and freckles and a perky little ass . The donkey carried her to Sunday school And all seemed well and bright. The lads were green with envy , especially Parson White . But big Bob Gray , on that fateful day Said ; " WOW !!!, she'd grace my bed. As he thrust his lusty hand at her,the poor girl turned bright red. Her ass was having none of this, He heehawed ... heehawed... " Don't dare " !!! And with a flick , lashed out a kick Now Bob Gray is gone much greyer . His eyes are now pink bloodshot . His groin is black and blue . But now he sings soprano , from the very last church pew . Then Sheriff Green came on the scene Not knowing what to do Said "never mind , I'm colour blind , can't tell my pink from blue. My amber , mauve or lilac could be torquise , white or brown , So saddle up your donkey and get your ass out of my town". For Olajide's color blindness contest .