What's On My Leg

I was making an RN home visit
one day to a woman who was quite 
dismayed
She wanted to show me something
and wondered what I had to say
She showed me an area on her calf
Had been to various doctors who said
they had never seen anything like it
nor had their staff
Nor had I
She said it just appeared, no pain
no injury, no burn, no swelling
" so what the hell is it ?? "
It looked like a square, black grid
she tried to keep it covered and hid
I told her there was only one explanation
  ###### ALIEN IMPLANTATION ######

( true story--we had a good laugh--but this # sign is what it looked like !!! SO WEIRD !! #####
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Robinson Jr. Avatar
February 14, 2017 at 10:51 PM
Cool poem, Jeanie. Love the perplexed look ... like what in the world is this ... lol! Love the title too. Love and peace.
Bennett Avatar
February 15, 2017 at 5:53 AM
Thanx Freddie---Seriously, there was no other explanation, looked like a grid burned on her calf. HAHA-------or not------!! TY for reading and commenting. ~~ ~~~Jeanie ~~~ XXOO
Hoffman Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 5:10 PM
Lol, that is so funny…reminds me of that Alien movie where the alien erupts out of the mans stomach! Thank God that didn't happen to your patient though!~thanks for chuckle~Che :)
Bennett Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 8:35 PM
All true !!! TY Che
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