Whatever, Whatever, Whatever

Whatever turns your crank Whatever tickles your pickle Whatever dunks your donut Whatever waxes your dolphin Whatever buffs your Buddha Whatever pops your cork Whatever pets your monkey Whatever frosts your cookies Whatever spills your pills Whatever trips your trigger Whatever humps your camel Whatever melts your chocolate Whatever peels your onion Whatever chafes your carrot Whatever flops your mop Whatever rocks your socks Whatever teeters your totter Whatever milks your goat Whatever pings your pong Whatever peels your banana Whatever blows your nozzle Whatever tips your canoe Whatever flicks your switch Whatever zips your zipper Whatever blows your stack Whatever... whatever... whatever! © Jack Ellison 2014
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Helppi Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 5:53 PM
Smiling!
Ellison Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:39 PM
And keep smiling... it's good for ya!
Petersen Potter Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 8:05 AM
I just love your poem here Jack, mixed with with so much charm and lots of humor!lol.... I quite enjoyed it this morning my dear friend. Thank you for sharing and making me smile this morning. God knows how much I need some laughter, especially this year, in the last few months after my very sad and bittered divorce. Take care and God bless you! Hugs! :) Xxxx D.
Ellison Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 8:18 AM
I am overjoyed that I have brought a bit of fun into your morning, my dearest friend! Here's wishing you a much happier future, wherever it may lead! From our few conversations, all I can see is a very sweet, loving, and caring soul!!! Much love, dear Dorian XXX
Gifford Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:42 AM
Thank you, Jack, for humor in the morning to enjoy with my coffee or tea, or hot chocolate, or whatever!
Ellison Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:45 AM
Enjoy your coffee or tea or hot chocolate or whatever! LOL Huggsies XXXXX
Bailey Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:38 AM
I love this piece Jack. Hope all is well on your side. I enjoyed reading this piece and love how you put it together. Take care dear friend. Hugs "B"
Ellison Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:40 AM
Hey sweetness! Sure happy you got a charge out of my silliness! LOL Love ya... XXXXX
Curtis Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:28 AM
How about "Whatever Drains your Dragon" My favorite is "Whatever Droops your Dragon"
Ellison Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:33 AM
Ha! Love 'em both... but Droops is my fav! "Hey Carol, Jerry's are both great!!!" Thanks for your input Mr. Curtis!!!
Eastman Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:16 AM
You missed... Whatever rings your bell!And whatever yanks your chain! LOL... This is my kinda poem... Ummm Your ahead of me... I haven't made one for Dragon yet... Might need some help here from the master of Whatever... Perhaps Whatever... Does anything work with Dragon?... He's going to be disappointed if we don't make him one... And we don't want a dissappointed baby Dragon... I know... Whatever heats your flame... errr I think Jack could do better... Be patient Dragon... Jack will help us!
Ellison Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:26 AM
OOPS! Ignore that Dr. Upma comment please! How about, "whatever singes your dragon!" XXX
Eastman Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:19 AM
Whatever makes your Dragon smile... Now smile Dragon smile! Uh... Might want to hide those incisor, fangy things... No wonder people run... smile... Dragon smile :)
Ellison Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:17 AM
WOW! You are too too kind, my dear doctor!!! Mucho thanks! Huggsies XXX
A. Sharma Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:10 AM
Tremendous write Jack! Love it my friend! One unique idea n a brilliant write n that's you!
Ellison Avatar
November 4, 2014 at 7:17 AM
WOW! You are too too kind, my dear doctor!!! Mucho thanks! Huggsies XXX
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