What To Do If a Dog Bites

I was running from the man Or the cops if you please I hopped over a fence Landed funny, scraped my knee Looked around and saw a shack Hoped for comfort and ease Like a hooker in church Sweating on her knees Peered into that shack What a shock and surprise Head like Mount Rushmore We were lookin eye to eye Started running for my life Jesse Owens be proud Dog snapping on my leg Not a bark ,not a sound Almost made it to the fence With his teeth on my ass Like a student in school Was hoping for a pass Had my back to the fence Was looking for a stick That dog drew first blood Stream of red like Moby Dick The end of the story Had been lookin for fun Searching for my phone Called K911