What Makes Me Smile

An “ex” phones up to tell me that she’s broke:
Republicans get beaten in a vote:
unwary tourists, chowing down on goat:
some moron doesn’t understand my joke:
uncomprehending, tells me that I’m “woke”:
destroying doubters with a Dumas quote.
The Sinking of the Maine – that hapless boat
was downed by Randolph Hearst’s own payroll folk,
and not the Cubans. Furnishing the fact
to someone who’s been clueless all this while
is gratifying. Quarter-backs get sacked,
but idiots are taken down with guile.
Exposing crass stupidity with tact,
and subtle humour. These things make me smile.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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May 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Each to his own. Very entertaining and well put! :)
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May 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Michael, I think adversity makes many of us smile. There's irony in being able to smile. Preferable to crying ! I liked your take on the subject.
Coy Avatar
May 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
As I'm sure you fathomed, I was trying to be contrary. Thank you for the comment.
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