What It Really Means

A day when everything goes your way 
   I must be doing something wrong

when you do everything on your checklist
   Haven't I forgotten something? 

when all those checks arrive in the mail
   How many will bounce?

when your wife listens to you and says you're right
   Are you sure you're feeling well, dear?

when your teenagers clean up their rooms voluntarily 
   Go ahead and treat yourself to some recreational marijuana, guys  

when your boss gives you an unscheduled raise
   Uh-oh. What  miracle does he want out of me now?...

when you get in the swiftest check-out line in the supermarket
when you make every green light on your commute to and from work
when you win Powerball AND Little Lotto
when you get zero telemarketing calls
when this dream ends with
a wet, sloppy kiss from 
your loyal, trusty dog...
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Bush Avatar
February 20, 2020 at 1:46 PM
A sloppy kiss & the dream is mist. Back to wet reality; now when things go wrong it will seem normal again. Saved by the doggy kiss.
Wolf Avatar
February 20, 2020 at 3:20 PM
Nothing like a wet, sloppy one from the old dawg, eh?! LOL. ~ Top Cat
Krutsinger Avatar
February 18, 2020 at 11:35 AM
Recreational marijuana! What? That stopped me in my tracks,
Wolf Avatar
February 18, 2020 at 4:55 PM
They don't need medical marijuana. What other kind pf marijuana should they get?! :) gw
Cunningham Avatar
February 15, 2020 at 5:45 AM
Haha life is full of surprises, I think we always expect the worst and when the opposite happens it throws us. Tom
Wolf Avatar
February 18, 2020 at 4:53 PM
Great expectations died with Dickens, it seems. :) gw
Gauthier Avatar
February 14, 2020 at 4:13 PM
At least your dreams are going right, Gershon! LOL Too good to be true!
Wolf Avatar
February 18, 2020 at 4:52 PM
My dreams are so good, maybe I shouldn't bother to wake up! :) Gershon
Thompson Avatar
February 14, 2020 at 2:54 PM
Brilliant!! A FAVE Gershon. Best...Ron :)
Wolf Avatar
February 14, 2020 at 4:04 PM
Whoa! Thanks for the FAVE, Ron. Really appreciated! Best always, Gershon
Sands Avatar
February 14, 2020 at 2:38 PM
I enjoyed this. ..lol. You are truly entertaining us Gershon. Great one :)
Wolf Avatar
February 14, 2020 at 4:04 PM
I'm trying my best, my friend. Glad you like the show! :) :) Gershon
Y. Avatar
February 14, 2020 at 12:12 PM
Lol Gershon, I loved this humorous write! Darn dog, why did he have to come ruin a good dream. I enjoyed the read. Have a wonderful weekend:-) Alexis
Wolf Avatar
February 14, 2020 at 4:03 PM
Gosh, that dog's nickname's now gonna be 'Dream-buster!' LOL. Thanks, Alexis! Smiles, Gershon
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