What It Really Means

A day when everything goes your way I must be doing something wrong when you do everything on your checklist Haven't I forgotten something? when all those checks arrive in the mail How many will bounce? when your wife listens to you and says you're right Are you sure you're feeling well, dear? when your teenagers clean up their rooms voluntarily Go ahead and treat yourself to some recreational marijuana, guys when your boss gives you an unscheduled raise Uh-oh. What miracle does he want out of me now?... when you get in the swiftest check-out line in the supermarket when you make every green light on your commute to and from work when you win Powerball AND Little Lotto when you get zero telemarketing calls when this dream ends with a wet, sloppy kiss from your loyal, trusty dog...