What Is Up With Santa

What is up with Santa? I mean, I do not know; Has fame gone up to his head? Has he fallen off his sled? Why can’t he get with the times? Think of some new catchy lines? Drop the Ho, Hos, lose some weight, With no beard he’d look great! If he wants not to be seen Why it’s red, not khaki green? Why not get some stealth tech deer No one’d know, he’s far or near, Say he followed all the trends, Would our children love him then? If he knocked or rang the bell Like the man from DHL? I guess it is our own biz To keep him the way he is, Priceless smiles and precious memories Of young and much older babies...