What Is An Alcoholic

I’m the first one to admit
that I do not mind a beer
or two, or three, or many more
and toasts that bring on cheer.

At each Sunday bar-be-cue
while the kids go off to play
can after can is opened up,
so beer wastes the day away.

But one day when out fishing
from the banks of Shady Creek,
I was asked for information
that my young bloke yearned to seek.

From someone in such tender years
his mind can be rather slick
and so he’s always curious -
Dad ‘what’s an alcoholic?’

I had to make a clear example
that my Son will understand
I took a sip out of my can,
and spoke the way I planned.

‘See those four trees over there,’
before I then chose to add,
‘alcoholics would see eight’ -  
‘But there’s only two trees Dad.’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Neumann Avatar
April 13, 2019 at 4:27 AM
Ouch. Did Dad fell some trees or did he stop drinking?
Laurie Avatar
April 14, 2019 at 6:52 PM
G'day Kai … I think Dad might have let the cat out of the bag that he brought along a few beers on this fishing trip - catch you Kai - Lindsay
Proxenos Avatar
March 17, 2019 at 11:07 AM
Again Lindsay, an enormously fun read! Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
Laurie Avatar
March 21, 2019 at 7:39 PM
Hello Jennifer … thanks once again for your encouraging comment Jennifer - Lindsay
Messina Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 8:44 PM
G'day Lindsay...and I thought it was just me that needed glasses...Would love to go out fishing with you some time...Cheers!
Laurie Avatar
March 13, 2019 at 1:10 AM
Thank you Charles … I dare say the species of fish down here would be much different, but the fun is just as good - thank you Charles - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 4:49 PM
This is absolutely the funniest poem I'm read in a while. A FAV for me, and sorry about the cat being out of bag, so to speak!!.......80)
Laurie Avatar
March 13, 2019 at 1:07 AM
G'day Pat … kids will put you in your place all the time - I'm pleased you got a kick out of this - catch you soon - Lindsay
Duggan Avatar
March 11, 2019 at 11:12 PM
That Lindsay is so Aussie, it reminds me of Peter a few years ago, I loved it mate.....take care Vera
Laurie Avatar
March 13, 2019 at 1:05 AM
Hello Vera … nice to hear from you. I certainly understand your comment - thank you Vera - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
March 10, 2019 at 7:28 PM
ha ha ha love the twist at the end Lindsay, makes me so glad I'm almost tee total have seen first hand the devastation alcoholism has on people and families:-) hugs jan xx
Laurie Avatar
March 13, 2019 at 1:03 AM
G'day Jan … me too. Had my first alcoholic drink on Friday since Christmas - a friends home made stout - catch you Jan - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
March 10, 2019 at 1:11 PM
Wonderful! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
March 13, 2019 at 1:01 AM
Hello Rico … thanks for your positive comment Rico. I'm off to the fridge - Lindsay
Cunningham Avatar
March 10, 2019 at 12:24 AM
Haha, you sure know how to end a verse,brilliant.
Laurie Avatar
March 13, 2019 at 12:59 AM
G'day Tom … thanks Mate. Kids sure know how to set the record straight - catch you Tom - Lindsay
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