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What Is An Alcoholic

I’m the first one to admit that I do not mind a beer or two, or three, or many more and toasts that bring on cheer. At each Sunday bar-be-cue while the kids go off to play can after can is opened up, so beer wastes the day away. But one day when out fishing from the banks of Shady Creek, I was asked for information that my young bloke yearned to seek. From someone in such tender years his mind can be rather slick and so he’s always curious - Dad ‘what’s an alcoholic?’ I had to make a clear example that my Son will understand I took a sip out of my can, and spoke the way I planned. ‘See those four trees over there,’ before I then chose to add, ‘alcoholics would see eight’ - ‘But there’s only two trees Dad.’

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Date: 4/13/2019 4:27:00 AM
Ouch. Did Dad fell some trees or did he stop drinking?
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 4/14/2019 6:52:00 PM
G'day Kai … I think Dad might have let the cat out of the bag that he brought along a few beers on this fishing trip - catch you Kai - Lindsay
Date: 3/17/2019 11:07:00 AM
Again Lindsay, an enormously fun read! Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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Date: 3/21/2019 7:39:00 PM
Hello Jennifer … thanks once again for your encouraging comment Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 3/12/2019 8:44:00 PM
G'day Lindsay...and I thought it was just me that needed glasses...Would love to go out fishing with you some time...Cheers!
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Date: 3/13/2019 1:10:00 AM
Thank you Charles … I dare say the species of fish down here would be much different, but the fun is just as good - thank you Charles - Lindsay
Date: 3/12/2019 4:49:00 PM
This is absolutely the funniest poem I'm read in a while. A FAV for me, and sorry about the cat being out of bag, so to speak!!.......80)
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:07:00 AM
G'day Pat … kids will put you in your place all the time - I'm pleased you got a kick out of this - catch you soon - Lindsay
Date: 3/11/2019 11:12:00 PM
That Lindsay is so Aussie, it reminds me of Peter a few years ago, I loved it mate.....take care Vera
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:05:00 AM
Hello Vera … nice to hear from you. I certainly understand your comment - thank you Vera - Lindsay
Date: 3/10/2019 7:28:00 PM
ha ha ha love the twist at the end Lindsay, makes me so glad I'm almost tee total have seen first hand the devastation alcoholism has on people and families:-) hugs jan xx
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:03:00 AM
G'day Jan … me too. Had my first alcoholic drink on Friday since Christmas - a friends home made stout - catch you Jan - Lindsay
Date: 3/10/2019 1:11:00 PM
Wonderful! Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:01:00 AM
Hello Rico … thanks for your positive comment Rico. I'm off to the fridge - Lindsay
Date: 3/10/2019 12:24:00 AM
Haha, you sure know how to end a verse,brilliant.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 12:59:00 AM
G'day Tom … thanks Mate. Kids sure know how to set the record straight - catch you Tom - Lindsay

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