What I'M Made Of

WHAT I’M MADE OF...

A health assessment is needed
My eating’s under scrutiny
My husband told them, he’s told me,
“Gotta drink more water, less “Iced Tea”
.
Basic body measurements take
And want my body mass index
Plus waist to hip circumference
And variety of other specs.

Told me, to turn our evening stroll
“Into a two mile power walk”
What an unreal crazy idea
Time I start to complain and balk!’

Told to “sizzle in hot water”
Thought they meant me... in a “Hot Tub”
Nope!…Naked veggies, potatoes
After, they get a healthy scrub.

Said, “ Gotta see what I’m made of”
So.. when I’m scheduled to come back,
I’ll bring menu’s to show them…
Chocolate, chicken, fish and “Big Mac!

Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Jan. 27 ,2018
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Imtiaz Avatar
March 16, 2018 at 1:25 PM
it is a lovely , funny , but true write. you wrote it in a way that it everyone will love it. Hope you are smart after having healthy food. Have a healthy life, BBN Hugs ,xxx
Imtiaz Avatar
March 16, 2018 at 1:24 PM
it is a lovely , funny , but true write. you wrote it in a way that it everyone will love it. Hope you are smart after having healthy food. Have a healthy life, BBN Hugs ,xxx
Barry-Nishanian Avatar
March 16, 2018 at 3:37 PM
No smart results due to food. Hope smarts comes from comments from poets saying things help me write better.Take care.
Lee Sr. Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 5:39 PM
This is cute, funny... and yet so true LOL!!! Great write :O James
Barry-Nishanian Avatar
February 18, 2018 at 3:30 PM
You are so encouraging..I want to make fun of aging and life in general. Thank James for visiting.
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February 8, 2018 at 4:46 AM
Haha.... oh our health.... you made me smile...
Barry-Nishanian Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 12:35 PM
Oh great..just what I hoped to do. Thanks!
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