What If God Had a Cell Phone

If God had a cell phone, what would his number be, And I wander what ring tone it would play? What carrier would He go with, or would He create His own To be available both night and day? Would family talk be an option? If it would, I want one of those phones… No contracts to sign, He’s signed it already, And He’s ready to help our unknowns. Imagine being able to talk all day, Without having even one dropped call. His reception’s great, wherever you are Even when you trip and fall. With no dead areas and no bill to pay, How much better could this carrier get? I’m sure glad I’m connected to this carrier. He’s never let me down, not yet. God doesn’t have a cell phone exactly, And there is no ring tone to play. Family talk is still an option, For we talk to Him when we pray!