What I Want For Christmas

I want my 2-year-old to laugh. I want my stepdaughter to do the dishes. I want someone else to renew my expired tabs. I want a new belt, Maybe new pants. I want my 3-year-old to do a better job of solving her own problems. I want to hear my wife laugh. I want sliced pastrami in the “fridger.” I want my 2-year-old to call the fridge a “fridger” for the rest of his life. I want to make more money. I want more time to write. I want to take my 5-year-old to Hawaii. I want the New Orleans Saints to win the Super Bowl. I want peace on Earth. I want glasses that don’t smudge. But what do I need? I need a little more coffee.