What Ever It Takes

It was gettin' late, bot dere was one ting, I've been wantin ta see Is whot ever 'appened to Wee Luck McGee So by nature I traveled, to the pub way 'cross town pulled up a stool and laid me coins down I first had a pint, then another to follow Und just a wee whiskey, barely a swallow When I 'eard a door slam, and in pops McGee Walkin' and wavein' his way right to me "McGee you old sod, where've you been" I inquired "Spendin' me nites filled with lust and desire" McGee then sat down on the stool to me right Popped in a smoke and asked for a light "You dog" I declared, I was surely amazed A man of his age should surely be praised Dat's wen 'E produced two pills from 'is coat And said pay attention you'll want to take note I first take Vigara as part of me scheme Den an Ambien to meet, the girl of me dreams