What Do You Do?

What do you do, When you notice a guy, When you want to, Float to the sky, With longing and lust, When your mind thinks only of him, Do you criticize your bust, Or try to get slim, Do you stalk, Him- or, Try to talk, But what if you bore, Him to hell, Do you do the hokey-pokey, Or scream and yell, To provoke-y, Confusion, So you can flee, Or do you hope for a distraction, Like a flying monkey, What do you do, I don't quite know, But I do know this is going to, Be quite an interesting show!