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What a Way to Go

Of course it would involve making love If I had to choose the way that I would die Fornicating until my heart gives out Is something I might like to try The mortician might have a job to do In trying to fix the smile stuck on my face And the cause of death on the certificate Might result in a little disgrace But alas, my heart seems to last much longer Than the other required part for this act But I am willing to keep on giving it a try And on that you can bet as a fact Written for the "Die A Fun Death" contest.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 12/6/2011 11:00:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Natalie's "Die A Fun Death" contest Joe. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/5/2011 1:56:00 AM
Joe congrats on your win, very funny..David
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Date: 12/4/2011 10:11:00 PM
I can think of a lot worse ways to go Joe. Congratulations
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Date: 12/4/2011 9:43:00 PM
Joe-Nice one buddy :) A big congrats. to you for your win in my contest :)
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Date: 11/23/2011 5:38:00 AM
very funny and clever! sounds like a winner to me!
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Date: 11/23/2011 1:37:00 AM
lol hahahahahahaha
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