Whap I Am Back Whee

My future is death I am old I am ready To become part of the fold Welcome back to the flock And recycled swiftly To return to the earth Where things are a mess Trying my best to help sort things out But ecologically we are going to be in dire straits Ruined the Ozone The bees are dead There is no coffee I get recycled again. Can I stay this time? I ask the angels. They laugh and throw me onto a different planet "You have not learned all the lessons yet," They say. I am horrified. This planet is worse. No water, and no air. I am swiftly taken back up to heaven. What kind of life was that? I ask them. A baby who gets right back? What was the purpose? "It was not your lesson," they tell me. "It was for others." Whap. I am back to Earth. Whee!