Wet

A lady was heavily pregnant And went out to find her dad It was going to be her first child So her mom and dad were glad But she only walked to the corner When all her waters broke But luckily for her Across the road there stood this bloke I am sorry sir to bother you But could I use your phone Only I am having a baby And I am all alone I would like to call my mother If that's ok with you I really need her help She will know what I must do She told her mom my waters broke Her mom said don't get upset And told her not to worry That she would get a little wet Her mom asked where she was ringing from Or don't you really know Of course I do her daughter said I'm ringing down my legs all down to my toe