Weighty Matters

For years I had a problem losing And putting weight back on, But after years of intense study My problem is now gone. I’m now four stone lighter And proved that it’s true If a man puts his mind to it It’s just amazing what he can do. In spite of the pressure and Threats of violence and abuse From the diet food companies And all those foodie Gurus I’m releasing my solution For all the world to see: I only eat food that’s been Certified Truly Calorie Free.