Terry Ireland Poet Rhyme

Weighty Matters

For years I had a problem losing 
And putting weight  back on,
But after years of intense study
My problem is now gone.
I’m now four stone lighter
And proved that it’s true
If a man puts his mind to it
It’s just amazing what he can do.
In spite of the pressure and
Threats of violence and abuse
From the diet food companies 
And all those foodie Gurus
I’m releasing my solution 
For all the world to see:
I only eat food that’s been
Certified Truly Calorie Free.

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Speaks Volumes November 12, 2022 at 12:57 AM Laughing out loud, I bet some food company tries to market it some day, they have tried everything else. No sugar No fat No gluten No salt No GI No MSG No GM No Color No nuts No soy No preservative No Dairy No meat No eggs.... surely the next has to be no Calories !! Wonderful Poem Terry,

Ilene Bauer November 10, 2022 at 12:32 PM ha! you should spread that information around, terry! Terry Ireland November 10, 2022 at 1:16 PM Have to be careful Ilene - would have to go into hiding if I did.