Weekend

We watched a movie called "Nonperson", so sad About a nobody from Nowheresville, so dumb The show was so excruciatingly bad Afterward, we drove through the local homeless slum Then we waded through the coldest stream, so wet And lay upon the greenest grass, so nice Then Mary said - we better not forget so we ran to the store and bought a bag of ice This was a weekend, a real nonevent We had a splendid time, that's the honest truth We felt sorry for the people living in their tents So we handed out doughnuts to slake their sweet tooth Somewhere in the world there is much pain and strife Who knows what will happen next in this thing called life