Wedding Gown

He did a really stupid thing on the day when he took a bride. The nut said he did it to get in touch with his feminine side. When he got married, he wore a wedding gown. There was laughter from everybody around. A man is supposed to get married in a tuxedo or a suit. He's such a sissy that the marines wouldn't even accept him as a recruit. When people laugh at him, he says he feels nothing but distress. But what else can this man expect after wearing a wedding dress? (THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)