Web Surfing

In any direction, the surfer can go. There’s so much to learn, so much to know. The problem is only there’s too much out there, confusing the surfer. So surfer beware! You can do Yahoo or even Netscape. But, if you’re on dial-up, you’ll just have to wait! You can view pictures, a great thing to do, but if they’re x rated, the gov’ment sees you. Entering chat rooms is now all the rage, but it shouldn’t be done by those underage. Looking for family is now oh so easy, but staring too long can make you feel queasy. In fact, there is a site where poems can be read to the middle of the night when you should be in bed. You can even get weather forecasts, for you to use, so you can take a vacation and not sing the blues. If you want directions and need them real fast then surf right on over to MSN Mapblast. You can pay your bills, for those of you who have money. Don’t laugh at that line, do you think it was funny? Before you buy your next car, no showroom, you’ll need. Just access their website, no dealer to see. There’s even houses out there, when you wish to buy, but some of the prices will just make you cry. There’s even dating services, um, I think that there are. Be careful whom you hook up with, you might travel far. There’s so much for the average surfer to do, But I’m signing off now, I think you should, too.