We Upgraded 70s Happy Face

We upgraded the seventies happy face she said. I was horrified, because I liked it the way it was. My flexibility extends to almost everything except 70’s stuff I want my lava lamps to be fat and floaty On a silver base, that is rough, not polished I want my bell bottoms to have ruffles and rickrack I want embroidery down the legs of my jeans I want to drive a car with fat daisies painted on it And I want the seventies happy face to stay the same I am persnickety about almost nothing else, But the seventies are sacred to me.