We Take All Major Credit Cards

What's with all those infomercials Those people talking in circles Trying to sell you stuff you don't need Tell you their product will do this guaranteed They are always on really late With their shtick some poor insomniac they bait Lack of sleep they're not thinking right The temptation they can't fight Get rid of those wrinkles on your face With this cream time will be erased Do you want to blast that belly fat Hey we got a pill for that You know you need that pressure cooker We got cosmetics to make you a looker Exercise programs for that summer body They'll give you a six pack;make you a hottie Order soon this is what you'll pay Hurry act now don't delay We'll even throw in something free And don't forget the money back guarantee We take all major credit cards Our disclaimer please don't disregard Oh yeah there's one last thing Those shipping fees will really sting -C.A.Saputo xoxo