Wayne Went

Wayne went

watch out for ol cousin Wayne,
 he's flashing through the ether,  (he's daid)
 the specialist back door man, 
butt sore n sure to greet ya.

When tree's do dance,
 no sweet romance,
upon the withered bough,
and love is sweet,
dumb humans meet,
but trees don't get the chance.

Watch out for the elephant,
that cousin Wayne is riding,
my memesis with prostate pain,
The skunk went into  hiding:)

He aint too law abiding..
death toook him a riding :(

Me mate poor ol Cousin Wayne,

Dpn Johnson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Dietrich Avatar
June 22, 2011 at 11:17 PM
ok, this wasn't a real guy was it, Don? I sure did enjoy the silliness of this. It was great fun!
Johnson Avatar
June 20, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Heres a quote 4 u ... If it flaps its wings let it fly :) Or let it out of the old pig sty, its no good stuck, lord love a duck, Just me n the pig n I:) Don
Onclaud Avatar
June 20, 2011 at 12:45 PM
fun-filled,don... really light and witty! :) huggs, nette
Dailey Avatar
June 20, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Now that was something different and refreshing. Mike
Culverhouse Avatar
June 20, 2011 at 9:47 AM
My hubby is wayne.....funny poem!!
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