James Horn Poet Couplet

Was the West Really That Wild

Was the West Really That Wild 

They had been a big bunch of crabs
Complaints came from mouth that blabs
According to formula I recently equated
They all should be completely eliminated.

Remember when west had much luster
Had a Crabbe with first name of Buster
And then on you another one soon grew
Who was none other than Lash LaRue.

Tom Mix had mixed it up with the Duke
Of horrendous Hazard or Cool Hand Luke
When last time John and me again met
He was on a Monument Valley film set.

Could West really be benevolent or wild
Or by many people were we being beguiled
Things were peaceful and soon settled down
Until another convention came to town.

Don't bring politicians to town or pistols
either for that matter. Politicians will be
gunning for your vote.

Jim Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

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