Was That a Hummingbird I Heard

WAS THAT A HUMMINGBIRD I HEARD HUMMING?

Have you ever watched a hummingbird hover
Well he does that to impress his lover
There are many ways to impress someone
And every so often it’s could be a gun

I’ll tell you one way not to let love rule
And this, my friend, comes directly from a fool
One way not to impress a woman is show her the tracks on your arm
And I’m certain she’ll be impressed by your charisma and charm

Another way to avoid impressing someone you’ve seen
Appear untidy, unkempt and unclean
Tell her you shower at least once a year
And she’ll be gone before you can say “you are lovely my dear”

So if you care to entice and enhance a beauty
Follow all the advise on etiquette as your duty 
But I’ll tell you now the two won’t ever mesh
So it’s between the hover of a lover or another needle piercing your flesh
  © 2011.….Phreepoetree   ~free cee!~
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Jones Avatar
September 1, 2011 at 6:03 PM
i love ya baby, can i have some more.... gone, gone. workin' it works. k, nuff said
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace