Was That a Hummingbird I Heard

WAS THAT A HUMMINGBIRD I HEARD HUMMING? Have you ever watched a hummingbird hover Well he does that to impress his lover There are many ways to impress someone And every so often it’s could be a gun I’ll tell you one way not to let love rule And this, my friend, comes directly from a fool One way not to impress a woman is show her the tracks on your arm And I’m certain she’ll be impressed by your charisma and charm Another way to avoid impressing someone you’ve seen Appear untidy, unkempt and unclean Tell her you shower at least once a year And she’ll be gone before you can say “you are lovely my dear” So if you care to entice and enhance a beauty Follow all the advise on etiquette as your duty But I’ll tell you now the two won’t ever mesh So it’s between the hover of a lover or another needle piercing your flesh © 2011.….Phreepoetree ~free cee!~