Was My Face Red!!

Embarrassing moments-well I've had a few Like sneaking up behind someone I knew Least I thought I did and I gave a big hug Turned out this person was wearing a rug As I patted his hair it came off in my hand Then he whirled around ah-now I understand! Never saw this guy before in my life He wasn't amused-neither was his wife! Then there was the time I was on the high dive To impress a young man a stunt I did contrive I would jump off while doing a triple back flip Cos' I looked pretty cute in my two-piece so hip Unbeknownst to me my top wouldn't make it Sure wasn't my plan when I dove,not to take it The girls they were flying bare in the breeze Just bobbing and waving as free as you please The young man sure did get an eyeful that day I felt so embarrassed as I slunk away Yes,embarrassing moments I've sure had my share But the older I get-well it's less that I care!