Want to be a Bug Bird or Boy

Do you want to be a bug, bird or a boy? The child was confused. He wanted to be a bug, so he could be creepy. He wanted to be a bird, so he could trill. He wanted to be a boy…. He actually could not think of any reason to be a boy. I want to be a bug and a bird, the boy said. God said, let’s split your soul, so you can be both. So, the boy became a bug and a bird. Why do I still wear glasses? He asked God. Because you forgot to ask me for better eyesight. The boy’s souls met periodically to compare lives.