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If you don't have a will, start writing one!

Wakin' Up Dead

I woke up one morning,
A pain rose through my head;
I looked down at the mattress,
And saw that I was dead!

My wife stood there crying,
While the kids loudly wept;
Somehow I had slipped away,
That night I'd soundly slept!

Those who truly hated me,
Were suddenly my kin;
Oh, how worldly possessions,
Makes them forget your sins!

Ripping through our front door,
Like a big ol' rabid bear;
They took my simple clothing,
Even my favorite chair!

My flat screen and computer,
Waltzed right through the door;
Those dirty, rotten savages,
Stepped back in for more!

My wife called the cops,
They arrived in an hour or so;
The scene was a mini battlefield,
As they joined in on the fiasco!

Pictures, lamps, and dishes,
These animals didn't care;
They took the last roll of toilet paper,
Who said that crap was fair?!

Both cars were missing,
No one cares about the dead;
I was stripped completely naked,
While I laid there on my bed!

Thank God these human rodents,
Never returned for more;
All that remained for my family,
Was a box spring on the floor!

Although I never died that day,
I embraced a nightmare's chill;
I dashed for a pen and paper,
Then started on my will!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Lamoureux Avatar
July 23, 2013 at 6:37 AM
This is the first time I have read your work and I must say I am impressed. There is a lot of wisdom mixed in with your humour
Lamoureux Avatar
July 23, 2013 at 9:24 AM
I have added you to my favorite poets.
Toran Avatar
July 23, 2013 at 9:21 AM
Thank you so much! I'm truly grateful! Milt
Gabriella Avatar
July 19, 2013 at 9:18 PM
I really like this humorous piece! No time like the present to get your affairs in order or that could actually happen. Very nice work!
Cheesman Avatar
July 19, 2013 at 3:33 AM
I like the way your mind ticks with writing poems Milton. I think you could turn any tiny moment into such a fabulous read! ....Shaz
Dome Avatar
July 18, 2013 at 7:50 PM
Hi Milt it's Moogie. I'm called tygertyger on here. So good to see yu here, you know how much I like your work, this one of my fav See yu around Buddy. Well done Tyger. roar!.
Ferry Avatar
July 17, 2013 at 11:22 PM
Not bad
Merryman Avatar
January 26, 2013 at 7:21 PM
Milton, I enjoyed reading this humorous poem! What a nightmare! Well done! Love, Kim
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