Wakin' Up Dead

I woke up one morning, A pain rose through my head; I looked down at the mattress, And saw that I was dead! My wife stood there crying, While the kids loudly wept; Somehow I had slipped away, That night I'd soundly slept! Those who truly hated me, Were suddenly my kin; Oh, how worldly possessions, Makes them forget your sins! Ripping through our front door, Like a big ol' rabid bear; They took my simple clothing, Even my favorite chair! My flat screen and computer, Waltzed right through the door; Those dirty, rotten savages, Stepped back in for more! My wife called the cops, They arrived in an hour or so; The scene was a mini battlefield, As they joined in on the fiasco! Pictures, lamps, and dishes, These animals didn't care; They took the last roll of toilet paper, Who said that crap was fair?! Both cars were missing, No one cares about the dead; I was stripped completely naked, While I laid there on my bed! Thank God these human rodents, Never returned for more; All that remained for my family, Was a box spring on the floor! Although I never died that day, I embraced a nightmare's chill; I dashed for a pen and paper, Then started on my will!