WOMEN!!(tut) You give them the world, they want the stars,
sod the eiffel tower, take me to Mars,
I want bling gifts an fast, flashy cars,
while I lounge all day on my ****!
I like Cartier, Dior and Chanel,
I want to wash with a gold leaf flannel,
I'm portrayed as every mans dream, though I'm just a useless marketing machine,
at the side of my head is a panel, in my back pocket's the owners manual.
It's not fair, the press, how they hound me,
even though I was nowt til they found me,
my big shiny boobs, up on page3,
im suing them, even though they made me!
Baby, you're wonderful, it's you I adore,
wont you entertain me, I want more,more more!
I need all this stuff, real life's such a bore....
Hey dumb bimbo...let me show you the door!!
Copyright © John-Ovan.P. Hull | Year Posted 2011
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