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The third worst poetry in the universe, Vogon poetry. Apparently the Soup allows...lol

Vogon and Done It Now

shoulda ben rimes in timing, short of
I am bik meteor. a lit a bit of funning,
co lab adorashun with fella slurpers,
alfa betting by tossing in a bowl

or turning in a flying bed, as sheep
are worn out by leaps and counting,
running on sentences, perhaps
cross ref rencing guilty teens

and hanging dirty laundry
for all two see, hang ink on
lim or icks, as i transverse
the u and verse,

o go on u say and i shell
simmer in a pot, hoping
its the won of gold
but i dont want no

leper con and rain bow
or stoopid cupid to steal
my home in outer space,
so i scribble a crostic
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Wolf Avatar
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
echka hogra meczswrg, indefilpxx. Wqrklnb, gw
Rodrigues Avatar
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
LOL!
Hind Avatar
January 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Woah, Kim - this is so genius for what form you're writing in...could not have done it better myself. :) Such a sense of humor, but it's so well done, like Daniel said, a little raw, . loved it - hey what is "hang ink on lim or icks" dear poetess, I am sorry...I just couldn't wrap my head around it....can you tell me? :)
Hind Avatar
January 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wait a minute, I read it again and got it. How silly, lol - limericks...:)
Rodgers Avatar
January 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Dear Kim, First I have to say...it’s like diving headfirst into a wild, cosmic word storm. I really found it to be raw, playful, and unapologetically you. I love how it skips along the edges of absurdity while still managing to feel deeply personal. Okay, I loved the tossing letters in a bowl or scribbling acrostics while dodging clichés (leprechauns and all!) is so relatable yet hilariously unique. Pure Gold! Winter Blessings, My Friend, Daniel
Rodrigues Avatar
January 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Thank you, Daniel, for making my day. Winter blessings and smiles ~ Kim
Sands Avatar
January 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
This is very creative. Good job :)
Rodrigues Avatar
January 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Thank you, Heidi :)
Andresen Avatar
January 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
- Vogon poetry is not quite my style... but fun to try... you made a great entry, Kim... good luck :) - hugs
Rodrigues Avatar
January 15, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Not mine either, but why not :) Thank you and hugs
Goldsmith Avatar
January 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I enjoyed reading your creative write. "Good Luck" if for a contest. Have a blessed day writing away...................
Rodrigues Avatar
January 15, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Thank you! I just had fun with it! :)
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