Virgin Flight

Today I boarded an aeroplane for the very first time but things didn't go too well... As I stepped into the entrance I stumbled , I tripped and I fell, as I crashed to the floor, it made an almighty sound, when I looked up there were faces staring from all around. More embarrassed I could not have been, with my legs akimbo, all must've seen. there I laid in a heap in the middle of the aisle, must've only been a minute or two but it felt like quite a while. The more I struggled to get up, the more embarrassed I became, I finally made it to my seat and could have died from all the shame. The flight attendant came over and whispered ... " Are you alright "? She handed me a Brandy and said " Relax and enjoy the flight ". Before I knew it, I had knocked back the drink... So I ordered more, quicker than you could blink. The booze wasn't helping, so I took the Drs Pill, I'd got for good measure. because it was then that I freaked out, thinking that we'd lost cabin pressure. Then I swear I saw a creature jumping around on the wing but that was due to me nodding off remembering a film that I had seen. When the pilot finally announced we were coming into land, I got that excited , I grabbed the person next to me's hand. I dont think I'll ever fly again, especially on my own, instead I'll watch travel shows from the safety of my home.