Victims

Valentine’s day supper
Village restaurant booked
Vexed diners! We wait for
Venison steak meals but
Violins screeched out six
Viennese waltzes, the
Very drunk chef is sacked!
 
This is based on a true experience, with some poetic licence it was my birthday not Valentine day and we were having beef steak not Venison. My husband ordered a starter and main whilst I’d opted a beef main course and dessert. The starter arrived, then we waited and waited but there was no sign of the main course. We asked when the meals would arrive and were told there was a ‘problem in the kitchen’. Then the 2 young waitresses got out violins and tried to entertain us. About an hour later we were given badly cooked meals then offered free desserts which we declined as we just wanted to leave. We later discovered the chef had been very drunk and got sacked and the owner had tried their best to cook the meals. The fact the waitresses had the violins made me suspect it wasn't the first time there had been issues with the chef. Not long afterwards the restaurant closed down.

Pleiades V Poetry Contest

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05/06/21
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Daniel Avatar
May 18, 2021 at 2:33 AM
Oh! That's so bad, Jan, and that too on your birthday! Wonderful Pleiades though, congratulations:)
Dietrich Avatar
May 9, 2021 at 4:28 PM
ha. way to get your story told with this form, Jan. Congrats to you.
Sands Avatar
May 9, 2021 at 7:44 AM
Wow, what a story. Well done Jan. Congratulations ! :)
Flood Avatar
May 8, 2021 at 5:07 PM
Think yourself lucky they weren’t on the recorder. Congrats on your win, Jan. Terry
Callus Avatar
May 8, 2021 at 2:37 PM
What an experience, Jan! I don't know whether I'd have cried or laughed...or both !! ~ Congratulations on your fine win. Hugs // paul
Merryman Avatar
May 8, 2021 at 11:58 AM
What a horrible thing to happen on your birthday. I'm sure you'll never forget it! Great way to give an example of victims! Congrats on your win, Jan! Blessings, Kim M
Andresen Avatar
May 8, 2021 at 11:48 AM
- Tragic but truth, Jan - Congratulations on your win in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Koplin Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 5:44 PM
The wonders of alcohol, great job Jan!
Marcum Wong Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 4:07 PM
Awww how sad that they all lost their jobs. Running a restaurant can be very difficult even with experienced good help.This poetic peek at reality soars Jan! Sorry your birthday was ruined. Blessings and best of luck. xxoo
Krutsinger Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 11:54 AM
Wow Jan! So succinct, a hilarious story! Hee. Hee.
Michael Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 9:41 AM
I guess he got a little drunker than usual...Vexing.
Logan Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 3:52 PM
You've made me hungry for a steak, Jan. Victimized by a banished chef. lol Good work!
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May 6, 2021 at 1:26 PM
Brilliant Jan, this event you described, is so much like that episode in Fawlty Towers, (The gourmet night) I think it’s called, I’m actually laughing here thinking about it, fantastic Pleiades very best of luck in the contest, cheers David
Buhagiar Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 12:43 PM
You have a fascination life, Jan. I would not have paid for the service.
Leffanta Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 11:55 AM
This time you won with the title! Aloha! Rico
Mcintosh Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 11:11 AM
Wonderful V... Enjoyed both the verse and story. God bless you always, Love, Gina
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