Venova Ethno

They call it "Championship Thunder"
                                          Two Main Events!

                                The Loser Shears the Sheep Match!
                                          
                                            The Thesz Classic  
                                   Technical Wrestling Showcase
                                   ( Dq's for excessive brawling)
                                   Pinfall and Submission Only
                                    dq, countout or interference
                                               with give the
                                    Officials the right to make the
                                   match best two out of three falls!
                         
                                           Tag Team Battle Raffle
                                   Draw names to form partnership
                                       8 men four corners match
                                 pin a partner to eliminate the team
                                               last team wins   

                                          A Shark Pool Grudge Match
                                 they'll lower the shaft cart into the ring
                                  before the opponent has been announced
                                    14 men will be in the ring and will have
                                         three minutes with the guy who
                                                 draws the red straw
                                         after the official match begins
                                the match will become a lumberjack match
                                    only a pinfall or submission will end
                                                       the bout!
                                 
                                Weasel Feasel match will have a man in the
                                  corner strapped to the ring post his
                                reach is limited, he's neutral and blindfolded.
                                 two men no dq match to the finish!

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