Vendetta Machine

Vendetta machine scammed me again I put in a buck fifty for a dime of chocolate it fired back with nothing but disgust. The metal hook just wouldn't let go wiggling it in front of my greasy nose Like a pugilist in his prime i quickly struck it from both sides left right-left right... then a quick jab to its laughing glass eye. I tried rocking it front to back front to back it looked like a drunkard wobbling along a broken railroad track. but the metal hook held fast. At my mental end and out of breath I stuffed a wad of paper in its metal grin to warn others of the sugar scam within. A co-worker rounded the corner and bubbled "happy Monday" Ditto I grumbled...walking away hopeless and chocolate-less.