Velvet Elvis

While looking in the mirror What do you think I saw? It had to be the best looking dude That left me in total awe He looks like one of them movie stars That's up on the movie screen Jet black hair, with pouty lips You know the kind I mean He looks like somebody famous Where everybody knows his name He's probably gonna be a millionaire Destined for fortune and fame I told my wife how lucky she is To have a man like me She just rolled her eyes and said, "Okay" And then she said, "I see" "You're a good looking man that's for sure, But I don't know how to tell this, That's not the mirror you're looking at, It's a velvet picture of Elvis"