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Vegicide

Suggesting a new plant based diet She’d leave me if I didn’t try it In that quarrel she was the winner So that evening I cooked the dinner The table was laid and the soup that I’d made Was Hemlock and Deadly Nightshade

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Date: 1/25/2022 3:01:00 PM
Hello Terry ... Shakespeare would be proud of your choices, especially Hemlock - thank you Terry - Lindsay
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Terry Flood
Date: 1/25/2022 5:51:00 PM
Used to meet that fella down the club… but he was bard. Thanks Lindsay. Terry
Date: 1/20/2022 11:46:00 AM
With those ingredients, she left alright! Six feet under forever. Good humor, Terry.
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Date: 1/20/2022 2:37:00 PM
Thanks Jenna. This is the second time I’ve written about wives and hemlock… but I promise I’m not a homicidal maniac……. Anymore! Ha ha ha. Nice to hear from you. Terry
Date: 1/20/2022 10:51:00 AM
Remind her that vegetables cause really stinky farts (hemlock and nightshade blast the final one). Aloha!
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Date: 1/20/2022 11:02:00 AM
She had been suspicious that my soup (beef broth) was brown… I told her it was Mushroom… she doesn’t eat mushrooms… hence the soup! :-) Terry
Date: 1/20/2022 8:13:00 AM
Hey Terry…..just following orders Terry….plant based is what she got!!! Debx
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Date: 1/20/2022 10:57:00 AM
What’s the expression? Be careful what you wish for! Thanks, Deb. Terry
Date: 1/19/2022 12:30:00 PM
Oh my, Terry. Do you think that's what she had planned for you if you were the winner?
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Terry Flood
Date: 1/19/2022 3:04:00 PM
She would never harm me. She’s too busy with her new hobby… collecting apple pips!

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