Vanilla Ice Before Christmas
Twas’ the night before Christmas and all through the town
All the kids drove from all over, heard Vanilla Ice was around
The DJ was set up by the chimney with care
Yeah the kids were a buzz; they knew soon he’d be there
The parents were all shopping, thought the kids were in bed
If they knew what was about to take place, they would go out of their heads
The moms in their sweaters and the dads in their caps
Stood in line patiently, thought they knew where their kids were at
When out on the lawn there landed a shiny G6
The kids all ran out so they could take some really cool pics
The lights were so bright from all of the flash
As the Ice man stepped out, all ready for the big bash
He waved to the crowd, he smiled ear to ear
The kids all jumped up and down while they clapped and they cheered
Ice Ice Baby is what he started to sing
Smiling and laughing as he flashed all his bling
The kids just partied and had a blast all night
Till their parents came home and saw this crazy sight
The music quickly stopped and everyone looked
But the parents just smiled cause yeah they understood
“Ice, Ice baby! “, said one of the moms
As one of the dads cheered “Vanilla Ice is da bomb!”
The party carried on they didn’t want it to end
The kids all proclaimed “oh yeah, Vanilla Ice is MY friend”
As he gathered his posse and climbed back in the plane
All the people knew Christmas would NEVER be the same
He wished everyone “Merry Christmas” like none other
As he closed the door he yelled,” Goodnight everyone , Word to your mutha!”
Copyright © Jod!E Quintero | Year Posted 2010
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