Vanilla Ice Before Christmas

Twas’ the night before Christmas and all through the town All the kids drove from all over, heard Vanilla Ice was around The DJ was set up by the chimney with care Yeah the kids were a buzz; they knew soon he’d be there The parents were all shopping, thought the kids were in bed If they knew what was about to take place, they would go out of their heads The moms in their sweaters and the dads in their caps Stood in line patiently, thought they knew where their kids were at When out on the lawn there landed a shiny G6 The kids all ran out so they could take some really cool pics The lights were so bright from all of the flash As the Ice man stepped out, all ready for the big bash He waved to the crowd, he smiled ear to ear The kids all jumped up and down while they clapped and they cheered Ice Ice Baby is what he started to sing Smiling and laughing as he flashed all his bling The kids just partied and had a blast all night Till their parents came home and saw this crazy sight The music quickly stopped and everyone looked But the parents just smiled cause yeah they understood “Ice, Ice baby! “, said one of the moms As one of the dads cheered “Vanilla Ice is da bomb!” The party carried on they didn’t want it to end The kids all proclaimed “oh yeah, Vanilla Ice is MY friend” As he gathered his posse and climbed back in the plane All the people knew Christmas would NEVER be the same He wished everyone “Merry Christmas” like none other As he closed the door he yelled,” Goodnight everyone , Word to your mutha!”