V8
(This is a fictional poem)
I've been watching those V8 commercials on TV.
But when I emulate them, people beat the crap out of me.
When people tell me that they don't drink V8, I smack their foreheads.
That always gets me confined to a hospital bed.
It pains me to say this, but some people have no class.
When I smacked a guy yesterday, he shoved my V8 bottle up my ___.
Those V8 commercials should warn people not to really smack people's heads.
They get away with it on TV but in real life they get their ___es kicked instead.
Copyright © Randy Johnson | Year Posted 2007
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